Please give this subject the seriousness it deserves....
I live on the outskirts of London and although my immediate area doesn't have too much of a traffic problem, local town centres do become congested, but rather than deal with blocked bus lanes etc, traffic wardens patrol residential streets putting their mark on any "offending" car that is out of a parking bay by a millimetre. They also come around in their "nick nick" cars aka CCTV cars and wait like vultures for any scumbag who dares to park outside their own home in the "incorrect" way.
Now, I am a fair and proportionate person, so the method I have come up with in dealing with this problem is one of execution. Nothing sadistic mind, should be relatively painless, well, okay, perhaps not, but something must be done.
First of all, I would hold a raffle at the local bingo night and the winner would have the honour of carrying out the execution. Then, I would decide on who dies, say the top ten worst traffic wardens in your area and especially any with ginger hair. Then, I would decide on how to get the traffic wardens to the execution place, a gentle smash over the head with a crowbar would do it and carry them into the back of cars would probably be the best method. (Helpful Tip: You may have a friendly white van man in your area. I am sure they would aid in this if you ask nicely.) Please, do ensure that you keep your neighbourhood clean. If any blood is split after the head smashing, please use soapy water to keep the streets clean and safe. Thank you.
Onto the execution itself. My method would have them stripped half naked, we don't want to be sadistic or anything. Although, if they're good looking, then get all their clothes off!. Then, they should be tied to lampposts and mummified with their parking enforcement notices aka those large squarish stickers they place on cars. Ensure their bodies are fully covered from head to toe.
Finally, and to ensure complete death, steal their CCTV cars, give them to the local wannabe preteen yobs and allow them to drive the cars, they won't need any encouraging.... Obviously, they won't be able to drive and they will the crash the cars into the lampposts thus crushing the traffic wardens to death, assuming they did not asphyxiate on their stickers that they were mummified in to begin with. When the police come, blame it all on the kids. So, a very cost efficient method in these austerity times of dealing with traffic wardens, their cars and a few hoodlums too. Can you come up with something better?
So, should traffic wardens be executed and if so, by what method? Only serious and well thought out posts are allowed.;)