Our cafetiere fell to pieces as most of them seem to nowadays, so my beloved ordered a new one via Amazon and received the following somewhat amusing e mail from the company. I bet a lot of their customers give reviews.
Message from 3rd party seller:
Your Ritual French Press has just completed the white glove packaging ceremony.
Our 12 person inspection team gave their final approval,
and our in house Tibetan monk blessed eternal happiness to its owner
as we all waved goodbye to the mailman speedily bringing it to your doorstep.
Countless people have been involved in the design,
sourcing the raw materials, manufacturing, packaging,
shipping, marketing, and support of this seat cushion.
If it doesn't live up to your highest hopes let us know,
and once we stop crying, we will make sure you are 100% satisfied.
Assuming you love it, would you like to help
someone else be just as happy?
All you have to do is leave an honest review on Amazon.co.uk. You depend
on reviews all the time to make wise decisions so be kind
and pay it forward and help someone else be as smart as you
When you are ready, please click on this link to leave your review.
Until then we will just be checking our computers every 30 seconds,
like geeky teenagers in love, desperately hoping you like us.
As a preemptive thank you, in about 1 week
I will send you a promo code for 10% off
all of our other awesome products.
Again, thank you so much for joining our customer hall of fame.