Frankly, I was stunned when Nigel Farage condemned the Royal National Lifeboat Institution for rescuing refugees that had gotten into difficulties at sea.
The RNLI however, have responded to Farages' criticisms by thanking him for being responsible for the sudden upsurge in donations by members of the public eager to express their loathing of the miserable slug and his comments.
Captain Jack Navyrum of the White Cliffs Lifeboat Service told the CPDK: "We get some money from those little boxes that we put in seaside gift shops and from chuggers who stand outside supermarkets when they can get a licence from the council. We also get a few bequests from people who have passed on, but remembered that we once saved their lives in their wills."
"But we're not a rich organisation and all our staff are volunteers so it's been great for somebody like Nigel Farage, who is so detested by normal human beings, to remind everybody that we will go out in a storm to save anybody who is in trouble at sea regardless of who they are or why they're in that trouble in the first place."
"We will risk our own lives to save people regardless of whether their skin is white or brown or black. To us, they're humans in difficulty and we have the skills and resources to save them. It's a task we embrace with dedication and self-sacrifice for the good of others."
"Attacks by people such as Nigel Farage have also resulted in RNLI volunteers being threatened and having beer cans thrown at them by his illiterate, knuckle-dragging followers who claim they are "patrolling our shores" while what they're actually doing is getting drunk in a car park near dover".
Captain Navyrum said that the abuse and attacks would not deter RNLI volunteers.
"Even if we got a call from Nigel Farage himself during one of his dickhead boat trips where he looks at the water and gets all gammon-faced angry because brown people exist, we would STILL go out..... Yes.... we'd save even him..!!"
"We would do our level best to save his life because - and I know this is a difficult concept for people who listen to him or the rare few who watch him on, er, what's that telly channel called...? That one that nobody watches...? Oh yeah, GB News - well, we'd save him too because we're not racist twats."
So....... If you're a human being yourself, and you'd like to help wipe that repugnant smirk off the frog-faced fascist's ugly mug, then please consider Donating To The RNLI