Jokes & Silly Thread

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Quote from Stew 65

My oldest sister lives there, Gosport.

Good old HMS Dolphin.

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As I walked home this morning after my walk to the shop for a paper and some milk I saw the Village Idiot limping towards me, I looked down and said " You have lost a shoe " he chuckled and said " Don't be daft , I found one "

I bumped into our local Village Idiot again I was glad to see him as I wanted to aske him a question, I said " Your house and mine are identical in size a shape made by the same builder I am right ?" he said " yes dead right " I said " I asked you a couple of weeks ago how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy to wallpaper your hallway and you told me 13 rolls" he said " Yes dead right again , why do ask "

I said " Well I bought 13 rolls the same as you, but I have 6 rolls left over " He said " What a coincidence so did I "