Jokes & Silly Thread

  • I get the same look from the squirrels that visit my garden.

    You realise of course that they're testing you and looking for weakness.:D

    History is much like an Endless Waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.

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  • As long as they leave most of my planters alone with all the emegeing spring plants, I'll be happy, but they are evil beasties.:)

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  • Here's a Brexit song. There is some swearing, but it certainly made me laugh.


    17 Million F*ck Offs - A Song About Brexit

    Just seen this. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.:) He even got in, the "Obama at the back of the queue" thing.


    Had a hideous day, well hideous month and that was just the thing to take my mind off other stuff.


    Thanks for posting that link, Fidget.

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  • You don't need brains to be a Boss.

    When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

    The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

    The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."


    Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.


    Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!


    Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.

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