This in my red top made me chuckle this morning:
THE German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, visited Poland earlier this month. I can exclusively reveal the following conversation took place at the Polish immigration desk:
“Nein, I’m only here for a couple of days.”Quote
JUST when you thought things couldn’t get much grimmer, The Pussycat Dolls announce they are making a comeback.
It’s more than a decade since we had to listen to their illiterate gibberish.
Someone has bunged leader Nicole Scherzinger a few million. (And probably given the rest of them £10 book vouchers for WH Smith.)
Other than Scherzinger, none of the rest have done much to write home about. And they all seem to resent her for it. Anyway, world tour coming up next year.
Hurry, hurry, etc.